This. This is how I am feeling right now. Omg so exactly it’s amazing.
So I was on the bus on Friday and someone was already showing off their iPad and I was all, f u. But I looked over their shoulder to see what they were doing, and he was looking up Mitch Hedberg clips on You Tube. This. THIS is the use of the iPad. I wanted to pat this dude on the back.
about to go for a bike ride
grayseahorse: …and quietly freaking the fuck out, seeing as the last time i even got near a bike that wasn’t stationary + in the middle of my living room was riding through the streets of padova for three months in 2006 (which was traumatising enough - italian drivers are FUCKED), and the time before that was during the infamous summer of ‘00 in which I wound up in hospital with a broken jaw, a...
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gameraobscura: Risotto is awful. You’re a monster!
Just woke up from a nap.
ohmygah: thatfreak: IT WAS WONDERFUL AND I FEEL LIKE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE NOW! I am glad to see that you feel like Rita! I wish I looked like this when I woke up from a nap
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based... →
I wish to god this were a joke
You just kinda wasted my precious time But...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-5-23) →
Wolf Parade (46) Jay Reatard (37) Aleks and the Ramps (31) Deerhunter (24) Phoenix (17) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
It startles me when I wake up in the morning and...
I think I'm going to watch Lost over my mid year...
tabbedbrowsing: I’ve never seen an episode, and I think now that it’s done would be the perfect time for a marathon. Nothing worse than a marathon without a finishing point. Indeed, I’ve only seen one episode yet I own season 1 & 2
I can’t wait until I have boyfriend that has two tumblr accounts. One to like all my posts and the second to reblog all my posts. Whatta dreamboat.
Desperation is the devil's work. It is the folly...
I write the ending without any sorrow
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-5-16) →
Wolf Parade (34) Jay Reatard (31) Deerhunter (17) Phoenix (16) Broken Social Scene (16) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion...– Yeah nar, it’s just cos you’re a dick.
grayseahorse: “…All things considered, being shot is not as bad as I always thought it might be. As long as you can keep the fear from your mind. I guess you could say that about most anything in life. It’s not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind.” - Dale Cooper
The Economist: “Hugo Chávez’s government: The... →
guillee: His “21st-century socialism” is a precarious construction. The brief fall in the oil price of 2008-09 was enough to sink Venezuela’s economy into stagflation—even as the rest of Latin America is enjoying vigorous economic recovery. Venezuelans are suffering declining real wages, persistent shortages of staple goods (meat is the latest to become scarce) and daily power cuts. The...
Dad jokes are the best jokes
which is why he has won my heart I guess
he is FULL of dad jokes, its so bad
like your dad
Now that's weird
Running around because you beat yourself up and you made a crack and the one that you love is gone. How much longer can you play with fire before you turn into a liar? Huh? Story of your fucking life.
got mascara all over my bedsheets, got mascara all...
Dedicated to the Burnham sisters who keep my head...
Expo 86 leaked! Cheers for the heads up Timmy Tim... →
music + msn + webcam = relationship for emotionally retarded losers I should sleep. It was a rough day in the real world.
circlepit: MORE PHOTOS AND AN OUT-TAKE FROM OUR SHOOT WITH PEDRO RAMOS FOR ‘SUP MAGAZINE. My life is complete, Circle Pit have a blog. And it contains pics of erect penises and Jack Mannix in his underwear. AMAZING. circlepit.tumblr.com
I pick my nose all the fuck time, it rocks– Morris Coffey ALL THE FUCK TIME
Sometimes I feel so sad that all I can do is drag...
co-stanza: Yes, you are too white. But, if you’re that miserable I guess it makes sense to scroll through the wheelings/dealings of the last person that made you happy. There’s a pleasure to be found in sad-sacking it up all night, anyway. And, there’s plenty of time later in life to cultivate a happy/stable/boring mind that reacts to mundane worries. Ask me anything This is the sweetest and...